F*#$! I love boobs though…

November 24, 2010

The articles in my blog have mostly been centered around making people laugh… I believe that we all need to laugh at the world which is sometimes way too serious. Today, I want to share with you a guy who always makes me laugh: Tim Minchin.  I want to share my 3 favourite jokes, with [...]

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Skinned Beavers for sale

November 23, 2010

I just don’t get the idea of ‘no photos allowed’ in shops As a blogger, therefore somoene who likes to write about my experiences, I think photos add a lot of value to the potrayal of my experience. Yet, shop assistants continue to attack you when you try to take a photo. For example, this weekend [...]

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Put some clothes on Slut

November 21, 2010
Location! location! location! Shopping is different to a P Diddy video on MTV.

Last year, due to the fact that I was away on business the week and a half before Christmas, I did all my Christmas shopping online. However, this year I decided to go for the super cheaper deals online and then get the less marginally priced items here in Malta. I also decided to be [...]

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Attention all shoppers…. it’s time to get orgasmic!

November 18, 2010
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I’m sitting here, orgasmically screaming ”YES, YES, YES”  like the herbal essences shampoo advert! Watch Ad on YouTube Why? Carla Why? Well if you are anything like me: You sick of paying at least 15-20 euros more on most of the things you buy! You get angry when you go abroad and see the prices? [...]

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Why do I have a pink moustache!

November 10, 2010

For those of you who are avid Facebookers, you must have noticed that some men have committed themselves to growing a moustache for 30 days. Believe it or not, this is not something new; this campaign has been going on since 2003. But why grow a moustache in November? And why do I have a [...]

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Time to munch on some Maltese Lunch

November 9, 2010

I’m quite a fussy eater, but the great thing about me is that I will try everything once (even baby birds :S). There are some foods however, that I simply can’t imagine living without. To be more precise Maltese foods that I can’t live without! Not that I need them on a daily basis, but [...]

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Expressions that drive me nuts

November 7, 2010

For those of us who are quite familar with the English language then I am sure that you are definitely familiar with those  over used expressions that mean absolutely nothing. Unfortunately, my knowledge of these phrases stems from an early age,  due to the fact that my mother is quite a fan of them. However, [...]

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Indicate you bastard

November 5, 2010

Driving in Malta feels like this: Despite the potholes, narrow roads, closed roads and re-routes that take you to another closed road, and a general lack of parking every where you go….  the most frustrating thing is the way people drive. There is so  much arrogance and impatience on Maltese roads that every time I [...]

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Flats and Neighbours who suck. Literally!

November 3, 2010
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I have the worst luck with neighbours and flats. I have lived in flats in the ta’xbiex/msida/gzira area for the last 9 years. I have rented 4 different apartments, finally deciding to buy my own place in Gzira. So that is 5 flats in 9 years. That is 9 years of weird flats and dreadful [...]

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How to scare a rat away

October 30, 2010

Why I woke up at 630am on a Saturday morning is a mystery to us all but I didn’t realise just how awake I could be at 645 on a Saturday morning until I took my garbage out. As I was walking though our relatively clean common area and approaching my front door, I saw [...]

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