The title already tells you that I am not a V-day fan, in fact I am very happy that this pathetic hallmark holiday is almost over and I do not have to see love hearts all over shop window displays, and people skipping around like cupid has stuck an arrow up their arse any longer.
Here are my top 5 reasons GIRLS hate Valentine’s day:
1. We do not particularly like dressing up in french maid outfits
2. Vday does not mean I MUST have sex with you. If you pissed me off a day or two before V’day is not going to magically path your way to getting some
.... all alone
3. We do not need another bear with an I love you heart on it or bottle of perfume
Awww... I dont think so
4. We find it embarrassing having roses being bought to your work
Omg, Red roses, really you shouldn't have................................ been so predictable!
5. Single girls: YES, I agree it sucks there is a day that being single (even by choice) is shoved down your throat, and NO, you can not have dinner anywhere on Vday because everywhere is infected by couples
If you insist on parading your love... at least give us something to look at
Without seeming cliche, Im glad to say that Im a stable liker and lover. I like the people I like, every day of the year and same goes for the people I love.
Now read 5 reasons guys hate Valentine’s Day
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I have to disagree with number 4. Yesterday there were a number of girls at work who looked delighted that their loved ones had sent HUGE bunches of flowers (And chocolates/Teddy Bears Etc).
However, at the end of the day I’d just about had enough of the pitying looks and comments when I’d not recieved anything. The last conversation of the day went like this:
Dumb Blonde: Nothing for you? Dont you have a boyfriend?
Me: No, not expecting anything. Been with my boyfriend 6 years now, past all that etc etc.
Dumb Blonde: The romance has gone AND you’re not married after 6 years?
Me: Fuck off.
Next year I’m coming in with weed killer and a better comeback!
Oh god you made me laugh… cheers to next year
i hate valentines day nd gd mrng allll