It has just come to my very short attention span that there are such things called UggaUgga’s and Laydee’s. These specimens exist on the Sliema promenade usually in the late afternoon/evening.
Let me elaborate: an UggaUgga can best be described as a horny guy, (ok ok normal so far right?) yes, a guy who thinks that it is so absolutely cool t o go pick up whilst ‘pretending’ to do some exercise.
There are different calibre of UggaUgga’s: UggaUgga, who actually do exercise and check out women and the smarter UggaUgga’s specimen who gets out there and woo laydee’s whilst pretending to conduct very important business on their mobile phones – we’ll call this the ‘extended office UggaUgga’
Now let’s be honest in reality the UggaUgga race is overall quite a smart specimen, considering the environment and laydee’s attire within this location. Yes an UggaUgga can get a very good idea of the condition of the laydee; firstly by walking towards the laydee one can get the full frontal view – in other words – does the laydee have saggy tits? And then strategically by changing direction, getting the opposite view in other words – does the laydee have a perky butt?
With this information at hand the UggaUgga can then decide whether it is time to make ‘the move’ by turning around to full frontal view again and whilst approaching the ladyee – make – WAIT FOR IT (totally a HIMYM steal)…eye contact. Once this step has been established an UggaUgga is pretty proud of himself and walks home and tells everyone the next day that he got laid!
Such a sad species now come to think of it!
