Unbelievably until a year and a half ago I had forgotten all about Joey
I walked into the reception area of the building of my current employer to be greeted by a what seemed to be an extremely smiley receptionist Mary.Intially I thought ok super friendly or she is hitting on me. I have no problem with that.
However I recently learned that it was actually because Mary remembered me from University years. It must have been in my 2 year of utter boredom, whilst waiting for a lecture I had entertained a couple of friends with a story about having an imaginary friend; Joey. Joey was my 27 year old stallion lover, he had not a 6 pack but an 8 pack, he was tall dark and handsome, intellectual but not too smart to be classified as a nerd, went to the gym 4 time a week, he loved Vodka and obviously he loved me. I had dedicated a space next to me on the bench to Joey to create a more dramatic effect for those bored enough to list to my pathetic afternoon rambling, when along came Mary. Mary innocently tried to sit next me but was scared out of her wits when I scream:
‘DONT SIT ON JOEY’
Well talk about a first impression, I definitely made it. Funny thing I had totally forgot this story until she told me a couple of months back and come to think of it Ive been kinda bored lately maybe its time to resurrect Joey….
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“Don’t sit on Joey”… man, that would be the most awsome seat cover ever