How could I not comment about this… I have literally been forcing myself not to make comments on the articles on timesofmalta.com site for the past two weeks, but today was my breaking point.
Apart from causing traffic jams
making it difficult for everyone to get to work,
more dust everywhere;
now we are going to remove pieces of ‘art’ because they ‘would be offensive to the pope?
I have decided to come up with a list of vital changes that should be made before the visit:
- Please knock down the mosque
- Please knock down the powerstation (http://www.facebook.com/pages/Knock-Down-Marsa-Power-Station-Because-The-Pope-Is-Coming/110789245620874?ref=mf&v=wall)
- Please stop women from wearing bikinis on the beaches next weekend.
- Please cut down any trees that look phallic
- Please cover up the Ggantija temples because they look like a naked woman
- Please destroy the painting of the Beheading of John the Baptist because it shows (yes you guessed it) his nipples.
- Please remove all young boys from the island (quickly…)
Now for the ten Maltese commandments which much be obeyed by all residents of Malta during this special weekend.
- All women must wear dressesAll Maltese people must wear rosary beads and a gold cross around their necks
- All Maltese people must stop using the the saints’ names when swearing.
- All bars, clubs discos must be closed.
- All citizens are expected to walk barefoot towards places that the pope will visit(thus new tarmac!)
- Each family must give a donation to the vatican, (because its only the richest organisation in the world and they need more money to help the poor)
- No sex is to be had while the pope is in Malta.
- All black spray cans and paint or anything that can draw pedopandas on billboards must be removed from all homes and burned.
- All condom vending machines, GU clinics and pharmacies to closed or covered.
- People who cohabit should go back to their parents and repent from their sinful lives.
Now that we are PURE, holy and non offensive society ; the pope can come to our country…
