Carla

I am the devil and I want all people to get divorced

January 18, 2011

I have not said anything about the no divorce situation in Malta because it is beyond me how stupid and naive people can be. But oh well it is a perfect day for yet another rant and maybe the chance of changing the world with my wisdom. With anything in life you have a choice: [...]

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Dear Mr Prime Minister

January 18, 2011
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I am not at all political, but when the Prime Minister starts making stupid decisions and publicly proclaiming his opinions, opinions that are certainly not of national concern, I can not help but comment. Over the past months the Maltese media have reported several things that have made me think twice about what the hell [...]

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Malta for Eurovision 2011 Sucks as Usual

January 16, 2011
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If you were planning to watch this year’s Malta for Eurovision competition … erm don’t. Here is the basic low down of what you will see and hear. Boring tunes Bollywood gone seriously wrong (thanks David) Lyrics that ‘dont impress me much’ literally and pun intended Big boobs Women dressed like Drag queens An Elvis [...]

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The Online Poker Tool that helps

January 10, 2011

Up to two months ago I knew nothing about Texas Hold’em Poker. I did not know anything about the game: check, raise, pot, ante; these words were all Japanese to me. This all changed when I became beta tester and site architect for POKhelpER. This handly Firefox add-on threw me into the deep end and [...]

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The price of heaven

January 8, 2011
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This is not bibical rant, rather just a quick list of everthing that has gone up in Malta in 2010 and will continue to cost you more 2011. Whilst some may see Malta as a heavenly island of sunshine, be sure that if you plan to live on bread and milk and drive a sports [...]

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One Pastizz too many

December 16, 2010
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Well it’s official, according to a report in the BBC, a quarter of the Maltese population are obese. Malta ranked third in the top 5 countries with the most obese adults. I must say, that as a nation we have finally succeeded in coming in the top five at something. Sadly it is not the [...]

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Christmas Cookie Monster

December 7, 2010
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As a child I absolutely loved cookie monster, as an adult I absolutely love cookies.After purchasing some Christmas themed cookie cutters at  JB Stores  a couple of weeks back, I was inspirated to make some cookies. This weekend, I finally got to experimenting in the kitchen, in my attempt to make a very simple and [...]

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…and his arse crack looked like a furry little kitten!

December 2, 2010

Do you remember the song ‘Im too Sexy for my Shirt‘ By Right Said Fred? I think Right Said Fred must have wrote this song, with the Maltese builder in mind.  However, he left out a critical part to this lyric: “I’m too sexy for my shirt… and my bum crack is as furry as [...]

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MOvember and Men with MOs

December 1, 2010

November was the month of the Mo, meaning men all around the world grew moustaches to raise awareness for prostate cancer. Over the past month (not 22 years) a couple of my friends from around the globe grew a Mo. I asked them all to send me photos of their final mos and i also [...]

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Stuck on what to buy who?

November 29, 2010

Ahh Christmas… Ahh Christmas presents! Ahhh what to buy who! The biggest dilemma at this time of year, is what to buy everyone… In my case I need to buy presents for my boyfriend, my parents, my sister, my best friend female, best friend male, my sister. I also help my boyfriend buy stuff for [...]

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